Kenny Harris has been playing percussive instruments such as 3rd string triangle, tamberine, and cow bell since his freshman year of high school. Drum set came along around the senior year, broadening horizons from the average "klinkety klank auxilary." Big fan of taking aggression out on musical equipment. Pet Peves: Geeks, Sluts, and Poser fags who think they the shiz.
Vocalist, Jimi Reynolds, has been belting out such classics as Michael Jackson's "Black or White," and The Tractors' "Baby Likes To Rock It" since the tender age of 11. He enjoys masturbating in public and has quite a fetish for asian women, domination, and giraffes. With the odd curvature of his penis and the size of his testicles he has a hard time walking. He has a body like a mountain ape and the voice of an angel.
Matt Hughes, the great low ender, has been playing bass since the wee age of 2. He went to high school with Bettlejuice and The Ramones and is now professor of "Bass-ology" at Boodahdamn U.
The Prodigal Son, Brandon Smith, likes to move the hell away all the damn time and is generally a twat. He can barely play bahrre chords and has a wrinkled flaccid penis. But, he is a true friend and we will accept him not matter how weird he gets. We love ya, brah. We wouldn't trade you for anyone else in the world.
Cheers to all our mates.
